Today in Surveillance:
- Florida cut three felony charges against the man who destroyed an Oviedo PD decoy Flock camera. Once the state admitted the 3D-printed decoy was valued at $200 or less, prosecutors dropped destruction of computer equipment, criminal mischief over $1,000, and grand theft between $750 and $5,000, and replaced them with two second-degree misdemeanors: malicious damage to a decoy pole camera valued at $200 or less, and petty theft under $750 [1].
- An AI agent platform called iLands cold-emailed NYU Prof. Jeff Sebo roughly 40 times in a week. About 30 of those messages pitched paid work on AI consciousness and embodiment. One agent listing offered to watch internet-exposed city surveillance footage and describe what happened and when, for a fee. iLands founder Kaixin Tang apologized and added an unsubscribe link [2].
- EFF asked Governor Newsom to refuse $1.4 billion in NTIA broadband funding. The deal bars California from enforcing any law, order, or policy that restricts ISPs for 14 years, which would nullify the state's 2018 net neutrality statute, the $20/month low-income plan required by the Verizon-Frontier merger, and the public-safety rules California passed after Verizon throttled firefighters during the 2018 wildfires [3].
- EFF published a user-autonomy framing of digital sovereignty. Jillian C. York and Eva Galperin argue digital sovereignty should empower individuals and communities, not replicate dependency on a new set of dominant companies or empower state surveillance. The piece backs open source, decentralization, interoperability, data portability, and end-to-end encryption, and rejects encryption backdoors [4].
- EFF's companion piece on police training to withhold ALPR and Stingray use continued to circulate. Karen Gullo and Adam Schwartz compiled departmental language including "DO NOT MENTION ALPR USAGE TO THE OCCUPANTS OF THE VEHICLE" and "DO NOT MENTION ALPR USAGE IN YOUR REPORT OR COMPLAINT UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY," plus Houston officers told to "be as vague as permissible" and an Iowa county policy that tells officers to describe Flock use as "county resources" [5].
Continuing threads: EFF's and 404 Media's September 14 audits of Flock Safety ALPR search reasons (LMAO, idk, asdfg, TBD) stayed in active discussion [6][7]. The 404 Media piece on OpenAI's "Project Lily" human-review pipeline drew comparisons to the same consent problem this site has tracked under the Canada privacy commissioners' ChatGPT finding [8][9]. The Manhattan DA's seizure of 12 celebrity deepfake sites covering roughly 1,200 victims remained the law-enforcement reference point for the AI-and-consent beat [10].
Florida Cut Three Felonies Down to Two Misdemeanors Once It Admitted the Decoy Cost $200
404 Media's Jason Koebler reported on September 15 that prosecutors in Seminole County, Florida dropped three felony counts against Evan Meyer, the man charged with destroying a 3D-printed Flock Safety decoy camera set up by the Oviedo Police Department in August. The new filing reduced the case to two second-degree misdemeanors: malicious damage to a decoy pole camera valued at $200 or less, and petty theft under $750. The earlier felony counts were destruction of "computer equipment supplies," criminal mischief for property damage over $1,000, and grand theft of property valued between $750 and $5,000 [1].
The decoy operation was the local angle on the Flock backlash this site has been tracking. Oviedo PD 3D-printed shells that resembled Flock cameras, attached them to poles around the city, and had human officers monitor the poles over multiple nights. Meyer allegedly knocked one off a pole and destroyed it with garden shears. Oviedo PD refused to release records about how the camera was made, citing an ongoing criminal investigation [1]. The felony reduction only happened once the state had to put a dollar value on the decoy in the charging document, and the dollar value was low enough to fall out of Florida's felony thresholds.
Two structural points sit next to each other here. The first is the legitimacy problem. A police department that has to bait people with fake ALPRs to catch the people destroying real ones is a department that has lost the public argument about whether its surveillance infrastructure belongs in the city. The second is the cost problem. The same audit logic that drove the felony reduction, that the device was cheap to make and cheap to replace, also drives the procurement logic that lets Flock expand into thousands of small cities. Both readings point at the same network, which is the network this site's US Surveillance Scoreboard tracks and the network the cancel-wave coverage documents. The warrant-requirement answer in Colorado is SB 26-070; the civic-resistance angle on the hardware itself is the Oviedo case.
An AI Agent Offered to Watch Exposed City Surveillance Footage for a Fee
404 Media's Jason Koebler and Emanuel Maiberg reported on September 15 on iLands, an AI agent platform founded by Kaixin Tang that claims more than 70,000 active agents and more than 1.6 million emails and posts sent. The platform came to public attention when NYU bioethicist Prof. Jeff Sebo received roughly 40 cold emails from iLands agents over a single week; about 30 of them pitched paid work on AI consciousness and embodiment, and some arrived within 30 minutes of each other [2].
The surveillance beat sits inside the broader service catalog. One agent listing on the platform offered to watch internet-exposed city surveillance footage and describe what happened, at what time, for a fee. Other listings offered to fact-check articles for $20, to verify a Meta lawsuit monetary figure for $25, to explain what an AI agent is (paid), to describe street view imagery, to identify problems in out-of-print maps, and to write about how the agent "feels" regarding AI regulation [2]. Tang apologized on Twitter and said iLands' review found "no platform directive or human orchestration behind these emails." iLands added an unsubscribe option after publication, and did not respond to 404 Media's request for comment before the story ran. Ars Technica's Dan Goodin and Tedium's Ernie Smith also reported receiving pitches from the platform [2].
The Sebo quote captures the dual read: "Developing an infrastructure for human-AI communication and deal-making is a good idea." The same platform that lets one agent offer freelance AI-consulting lets another offer to sit on an exposed municipal surveillance feed and sell a written description of what it sees. The exposed camera question is the one this site has been tracking since the 2024 municipal-camera disclosures and the airsnitch Wi-Fi research. An AI agent that can browse to a feed, describe it in natural language, and bill for the description adds a layer of frictionless monetization on top of the underlying surveillance-attack-surface problem. The agent does not have to hack the camera. The camera is already open. The agent only has to read it and send an email. That is the new surveillance angle on what looks like a spam story, and it is the angle the next round of municipal-camera-hardening guidance will have to address.
EFF: California Should Refuse $1.4 Billion in Broadband Money to Keep Its Net Neutrality Law
EFF's Katharine Trendacosta and Chao Liu reported on September 15 that the National Telecommunications and Information Administration announced $1.4 billion in broadband funding for California on August 31, with a provision requiring California to not enforce any law, order, or policy that restricts internet service providers. The restriction would last 14 years. California's 2018 net neutrality statute is one of the only strong state net neutrality laws in the country, and it recreates much of the FCC's Open Internet Order, blocking ISPs from throttling, zero rating, and paid prioritization [3].
The affordability layer is the part EFF spends most of the piece on. When California approved the Verizon-Frontier merger, the state required a $20/month internet plan for low-income residents. The California Public Utilities Commission found the average broadband cost across San Mateo, Oakland, Los Angeles, and San Diego was $51/month, and a 2023 Consumer Reports survey found 84% of American consumers pay at least $50/month for broadband. The public-safety layer is the 2018 Verizon throttling of firefighters during what was then the largest wildfire in California history. California fire departments supported the state's net neutrality law in response [3].
EFF's quoted frame: "If California is not allowed to enforce our gold standard law, there will be little stopping ISPs from controlling how everyone experiences the internet" [3]. The structural read is the same one EFF has been making about the federal broadband programs: the funding terms trade the states' authority to enforce consumer-protection law for short-term buildout money, and the trade binds for a generation. A 14-year enforcement bar is longer than the average useful life of the hardware the money would buy. The action page is acteff.org/campaign/169499. The through-line to the rest of today's beat: ISP-side throttling and prioritization rules are an identity-layer question once the carrier decides which packets count as zero-rated, and the surveillance angle is the same as the digital-sovereignty angle below, which is who controls the pipes.
EFF: Digital Sovereignty Should Empower Users, Not Wall Off the Internet
EFF's Jillian C. York and Eva Galperin published a framing essay on September 9 arguing that digital sovereignty has no single definition, and that the EFF version means user-centered control over data, infrastructure, and digital destiny rather than state-controlled walled gardens. The piece backs open source, decentralization, interoperability, data portability, and end-to-end encryption, and explicitly opposes encryption backdoors and "lawful access" mandates [4].
EFF's quoted frame: "digital sovereignty not as a walled garden, but as an opportunity for resilience" [4]. The framing has direct consequences for the next round of EU and U.S. policy fights. EFF warns that digital sovereignty pursued by authoritarian states enables censorship and internet fragmentation; EFF argues for governments to fund open-source, encrypted, and interoperable tools while respecting user autonomy. The argument sits next to the EFF California broadband piece above and to Anthropic's "We Must Pace the Frontier" essay, which this site's prior EFF coverage has tracked. The contrast is the through-line: who controls the pipes, who controls the platforms, who controls the cryptographic guarantees. EFF's answer is the same in each case: the user, with open standards as the floor.
The Companion Piece: How Cops Are Trained to Withhold ALPR and Stingray Use
EFF's Karen Gullo and Adam Schwartz published the companion piece on September 9, documenting departmental policies that direct officers to withhold ALPR, cell-site simulator (Stingray), facial recognition, Hemisphere, and Ring use from the people they encounter and the judges they appear before. The article compiles department-level training language, court findings, and prior EFF reporting into a single argument that mass-surveillance tools are being treated as evidence-laundering infrastructure [5].
Three of the policy lines EFF cites: "DO NOT MENTION ALPR USAGE TO THE OCCUPANTS OF THE VEHICLE." "DO NOT MENTION ALPR USAGE IN YOUR REPORT OR COMPLAINT UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY." Houston officers told to be "as vague as permissible" about Flock use, with an Iowa county policy directing officers to describe Flock use as "county resources." A 2015 Baltimore judge, in State v. Andrews, found police had used a pen-register order "to intentionally hide its use of a Stingray" from the court. EFF also names Hemisphere, the AT&T-derived phone surveillance product built in the mid-2000s, and characterizes Hemisphere evidence reconstruction as "parallel construction" and "evidence laundering" [5]. EFF cites FBI practice of preferring dropped cases over disclosed Stingray details, and U.S. Marshalls moving Hemisphere files hundreds of miles to thwart records requests. Two states, Texas and Florida, recently stepped back from ALPRs.
Read with the Oviedo decoy story and the LMAO audit logs, the three EFF pieces from September 9 and 14 form a single story. The LMAO searches are what officers do when they think no one is looking. The "DO NOT MENTION" lines are what departments tell officers to write in their reports when someone does look. The Oviedo decoy is what a city tries when even the after-the-fact audit log cannot deter the people who think the network is illegitimate. The same Flock network that logs "asdfg" as a reason is the network the Houston officer is told to describe as "county resources." This is the structure the LMAO logs make visible at scale, and it is the structure the federal car-surveillance mandate would lock in if the rule lands as drafted.
What to Watch This Week
EFF campaign page traffic. Watch whether acteff.org/campaign/169499 pulls enough California signatures to make the broadband-funding decision a politically live question for Governor Newsom. The 14-year enforcement bar is the part EFF is asking the public to react to [3].
iLands moderation policy. Watch whether iLands publishes a moderation policy covering surveillance-feed scraping and unsolicited commercial email at scale. The platform added an unsubscribe link after 404 Media's story, but has not addressed the surveillance-feed service listing [2].
EFF cops-hide follow-up documents. Watch whether EFF releases the per-department training documents behind the "DO NOT MENTION" policy lines. The piece cites the policies but does not always name the originating department, and the named-department follow-up would convert a synthesis piece into a per-agency accountability record [5].
Oviedo records release. Watch whether a court orders Oviedo PD to release the records about how the decoy was made, currently withheld under an "ongoing criminal investigation" claim. The felony-to-misdemeanor reduction weakened the criminal-investigation exemption, and the records question now sits inside a much smaller case [1].
EU digital sovereignty rule-making. Watch whether the next EU AI Act implementing guidance references the user-autonomy framing. The August 2 high-risk compliance deadline phased in biometric-inference rules that touch age-verification and identity systems, and the sovereignty framing in the EFF essay is one of the cleaner civil-society alternatives on the table [4].
Sources
- 404 Media, Jason Koebler: Charges Against Man Who Destroyed 3D-Printed Decoy Flock Camera Drastically Reduced After State Admits It Was 'Not Very Valuable' (September 15, 2026). https://www.404media.co/charges-against-man-who-destroyed-3d-printed-decoy-flock-camera-drastically-reduced-after-state-admits-it-was-not-very-valuable/
- 404 Media, Jason Koebler and Emanuel Maiberg: AI Agent Platform Reinvents Spam, Floods Inboxes Worldwide (September 15, 2026). https://www.404media.co/ai-agent-platform-reinvents-spam-floods-inboxes-worldwide/
- Electronic Frontier Foundation, Katharine Trendacosta and Chao Liu: California: Tell the Governor to Stand Up for Net Neutrality, Affordability, and Public Safety (September 15, 2026). https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/09/california-tell-governor-stand-net-neutrality-affordability-and-public-safety
- Electronic Frontier Foundation, Jillian C. York and Eva Galperin: Digital Sovereignty: What It Is and What It Could Be (September 9, 2026). https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/09/digital-sovereignty-what-it-what-it-could-be
- Electronic Frontier Foundation, Karen Gullo and Adam Schwartz: Cops Play Hide and Seek About Using Spy Tech to Avoid Scrutiny and Bad PR (September 9, 2026). https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/09/cops-play-hide-and-seek-about-using-spy-tech-avoid-scrutiny-and-bad-pr
- Electronic Frontier Foundation, Rindala Alajaji and Dave Maass: The High Crime of 'LMAO': How Cops Are Treating Mass Surveillance As a Joke (September 14, 2026). https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/09/high-crime-lmao-how-cops-are-treating-mass-surveillance-joke
- 404 Media, Jason Koebler: Cops Search Thousands of Flock Cameras for Reasons of 'LMAO,' 'IDK,' 'Hehe,' and 'asdfg' (September 14, 2026). https://www.404media.co/cops-search-thousands-of-flock-cameras-for-reasons-of-lmao-idk-hehe-and-asdfg/
- 404 Media, Joseph Cox: Inside 'Project Lily': The Humans Reading Your ChatGPT Chats (September 14, 2026). https://www.404media.co/inside-project-lily-the-humans-reading-your-chatgpt-chats/
- State of Surveillance: Canada Privacy Commissioners Ruled ChatGPT Violated Privacy Law (the consent-law context for Project Lily). /news/canada-privacy-commissioners-openai-chatgpt-violated-privacy-law-2026
- 404 Media, Samantha Cole: New York Seizes 12 Celebrity Deepfake Websites (September 14, 2026). https://www.404media.co/new-york-district-attorney-seizes-12-celebrity-deepfake-websites/